when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.
Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.
by giliad December 9, 2009
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