Crankfurter 

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009

Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Frankfurter foliage by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

Sweaty Frankfurter 

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.

Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

Sweaty Frankfurter by Daddy Autist March 10, 2017

frankfurter

Slang word for a penis.

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.

frankfurter by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

Frankfurter Sandwich

1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.

I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.

Frankfurter Sandwich by bigmeep April 21, 2009

Chocolate Frankfurter 

In the middle of sex with your partner you take off your condom, shit in it, and slap your partner in the face with the steamy hot dog.

Jenny loved Chris to slap her with his chocolate frankfurter during sex

Chocolate Frankfurter by Deutscher Dog August 5, 2008

Frankfurter Ernährung

A Nutrition commonly associated with the German city of Frankfurt am Main (Finance capital of Europe and high rate of drug usage) which consists of the three K's: Koks, Kippe und Kaffee (Coke, Cigarette and Coffee) which tends to lower one's body weight considerably

Homeless Person: Hey, you seem to have adapted yourself well to the Frankfurt lifestyle.
Banker: Why would you say that
Homeless Person: You have lost weight substantially due to the Frankfurter Ernährung.
Banker: Do you mean Koks, Kippe und Kaffee?

Frankfurter Ernährung by onesingleuser March 6, 2023