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An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

crankenstein 

This is a combination word of crank+Frankenstein.

It was used in a Breaking Bad episode, Gray Matter S01E05. Jessie is cooking methamphetamine, and he ends up with a huge crystal. His friend exclaims, "This crankenstein is unreal!"
This crankenstein is unreal!

Crankfurter 

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.
Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.
Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009

crackfest 

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else
hahahahahhahahahah
hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Crankinstine 

One who is addicted to meth/crank to the point that they are running on auto-pilot alone and been high for so high that all intelligent thought is long gone.
The bartender Kelly at Shotguns is a Crankinstine.
Crankinstine by Milton December 16, 2004