Cramutola 

A mammal who is exceedingly large and miserable. Proud owner of a skin tag farm. Prodigious amount of ear wax, also know to eat sauce and leftovers from his shirt when in a restaurant. Worst ever in car business. Fond of saying "you are taking me out", throwing bibles out and telling employees how much they suck. Worst breath ever.
Recently blown out. Frequent visitor to Golden Corral. Douchebag.

Cramutola said"That's a 5 grand bank fee, you ain't got that!
You guys fucking suck!
You are taking me out.
Roby, I'll throw you the fuck out!
I mean FUCK"

Cramutola by scottbonac October 16, 2010

crampolas 

super uber mega bad period cramps, curling you into pain wanting to cut out your abdomen

i have major crampolas today

crampolas by Danielle Shordt November 22, 2005

Crapitola 

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

Crapitola by cocofire June 2, 2009

cratolagnia

(n) term used to describe arousal triggered by a guy's display of physical strength

Tom always displays superb cratolagnia

cratolagnia by tryan719 April 30, 2006

CRAPATOLA 

A lot of crap

I gotta put up this crapatola

CRAPATOLA by URBANENGINEER August 18, 2008