Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

Capitol Hill

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

by Occupant December 3, 2004

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Capitol Latters

When You Climb Up The Political Ladder.

Wow!!! Alynn is using WAY too many capitol latters!

by totallynottanna March 3, 2021

[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

by Kplumb August 3, 2008