jesse's definitions

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004

milkweed

A white guy

man that shut up you milkweed

by jesse March 17, 2007

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

by Jesse March 30, 2004

heater

A ciggarette

Hey can I bum a heater

by Jesse October 29, 2003

mick

A slang term defining one of Irish decent. They are often found getting their asses kicked by twin Dutchmen. Also known as "potato-pickin', railroad workin', curly-haired Irish bastards."

Ben is a dirty potato-pickin' mick.

by Jesse January 5, 2005