roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.
Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.
by Jesse March 16, 2005
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cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka
Gimme a swig of cactuar!

by Jesse July 27, 2003
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twayns

let's play some twayns...and then shine some sack
by jesse October 24, 2004
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crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.
crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society
by jesse September 06, 2003
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crone

the dirtiest word known to man; also see cunt, taint, or brown star
dude, i towtched her crone. also see towtch
by jesse October 24, 2004
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tigole bitties

Damn, she got some tigole bitties.
by Jesse October 20, 2004
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elpimpahoe

next week elpimpahoe
by jesse June 18, 2004
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