jesse's definitions

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

twayns

awesome, cool, videogames

let's play some twayns...and then shine some sack

by jesse October 23, 2004

Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.

Dam, that kid really sucked yesturday.

by Jesse December 21, 2004

coco

a very young asian prostutute

hey that coco looks like she's only 5! Nice!

by jesse March 3, 2004

the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 30, 2004

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

it pretty fucked up so why did u even bother looking it up! but it means fear of long words

he has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

by jesse May 13, 2005

crapalanche

when you're burried in you're own crap!!!!!!!

in the book " zumbie bums from urennus:

by Jesse March 31, 2004