jesse's definitions

mske

To Mske is to bring ones self to a public forum and plea to the gods to guide one's self and one's foe through battle with the hopes of gaining strength in terms of SP so one might be able to defeat greater foes through mskeing as well.

My Friends and I mske frequently on KaoticKontrol.cjb.net

by Jesse March 12, 2004

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 15, 2004

sick

A person or situation which is very kee is sick. Not just averagely kee, but kee all the time. Even more kee than an oss guy.

"Ah, sick! That Mex is giving fake expertise!"

by Jesse May 3, 2004

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

shizzly

far superior to the played out shizzle.

spongebob is the shizzly

by jesse February 19, 2004