129 definitions by jesse

acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.

"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"

by jesse March 6, 2005

twayns

awesome, cool, videogames

let's play some twayns...and then shine some sack

by jesse October 24, 2004

radiohead

The most over rated band of all time.

The main stream's version of good music.

However, a fairly good band.

OMG Radiohead is the BEST BAND EVER!!! OF ALL TIME!!!!

too mad to go on

by jesse July 31, 2004

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by jesse May 25, 2004

Staten Island

The long lost bourough of NYC. Staten Island has the biggest wiggers in the world. Kids from Todt Hill drive around in there Escalades and Mercades listening to rap and hate all the black, mexicans, Puerto Ricans that drive by them.

Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.

Staten Island should get flooded and die

by jesse February 26, 2005

slippage

the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.

I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.

by jesse March 3, 2005

roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.

Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.

by jesse March 16, 2005