129 definitions by jesse

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by jesse October 15, 2004

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by jesse February 7, 2003

next week elpimpahoe

by jesse June 17, 2004

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk

outta my way you clodass

by jesse November 17, 2003

a very young asian prostutute

hey that coco looks like she's only 5! Nice!

by jesse March 3, 2004

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by jesse November 19, 2003

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy

by jesse March 7, 2005