Cramatorium

Another name for a drug warehouse. Know for being stuffed with drugs, or crammed. Hence the name "cramatorium".

Gangster 1: Hey dude, where's the stuff?
Gangster 2: It's at the cramatorium.

by FlipD3RP November 6, 2011

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Cumatorium

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.

Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

by lena danvers November 11, 2020