31 definition by Triple J

Top Definition
aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
by Triple J May 01, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a Evil mug!
IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Emotional breakdowns
Serious furniture related injurys
Midlife crisis'
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
by Triple J May 01, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a IKEA mug!
The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
by Triple J May 07, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a TARDIS mug!
One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA
You could die at IKEA
by Triple J May 01, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a Death mug!
A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.
1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."

2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"

3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
by triple j December 24, 2012

Mug icon
Buy a canada douche mug!
Usually used when not sure of what to say.
by Triple J April 21, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a shnee mug!
Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.
Djya fink yur ard or summink?
by Triple J May 01, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a Summink mug!