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Cumatorium 

When you cum on your step sisters face and then pour your nans ashes on them, like a crematorium but a cumatorium.
Boys last night my step sister came into my room to help with homework and I gave her a cumatorium
Cumatorium by Ly_on977 July 28, 2020

De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

culotorium 

An internet fan forum for the Mars Volta, except no one actually talks about the Mars Volta. Filled with dipshitty young fans, people who obsess abound Radiohead and Tol, people who insult Radiohead and Tol, and trolls.
Person 1: "I'm getting so tired of posting on the Culotorium... can't we talk about the band?"

Person 2: "I think Undertow was Tool's best album."

Person 3: "Tol sux"
culotorium by sweetbabyjeebus September 18, 2011

between the crematorium and the dildo shop 

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."