Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Creepatorium

Creepatorium (n) - A place which houses creeps or creepers.

Girl: That pub was such a creepatorium. Where are all the nice, normal guys?!?

by 2ndbreakfast June 23, 2010

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004

Cramatorium

Another name for a drug warehouse. Know for being stuffed with drugs, or crammed. Hence the name "cramatorium".

Gangster 1: Hey dude, where's the stuff?
Gangster 2: It's at the cramatorium.

by FlipD3RP November 6, 2011

Crankatorium

A place you set up to masturbate in private

I’m going on a week long camping trip with the guys I better bring my crankatorium with me.

by BOISMJ September 6, 2025