Crankatorium

A place you set up to masturbate in private

I’m going on a week long camping trip with the guys I better bring my crankatorium with me.

by BOISMJ September 6, 2025

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Cramatorium

Another name for a drug warehouse. Know for being stuffed with drugs, or crammed. Hence the name "cramatorium".

Gangster 1: Hey dude, where's the stuff?
Gangster 2: It's at the cramatorium.

by FlipD3RP November 6, 2011