Cralph 

to be decent at clash Royale

youre pretty cralph

Cralph by jlidz19 November 20, 2018

Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

craphics 

Noun.

Crappy graphics. Can be exaggerated to as blinding or something that hurts your eyes after a while. It is usually applied to early developed games or simply, plain bad graphics.

"Whoa, look at those craphics!!"

"shit that is bad! i'm gonna go play cs whee"

craphics by wolf's rain December 14, 2008

Craphamus 

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.

A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!

Craphamus by Buddy G January 2, 2012

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

craphouse 

A [bathroom], especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

craphouse by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Craphing 

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

Craphing by dtennant October 25, 2011