carlphobia
Carlphobia is a real phobia that Can happen to anyone whos around someone who gives off a ton of bullshit
carlphobia by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 9, 2019
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curaphobia
A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009
Carniphobia
Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.
Carniphobia by Ben-adam December 14, 2011
Cacophobia
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
Carbaphobia
Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru
Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher
Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher
Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019
Cacophobia
A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019
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