craphound 

Someone who relishes crap in any form. A craphound is someone who has an intense desire for anything that is cheap, dirty, of poor quality, etc.

"I can't believe he eats fast food everyday."
"Yeah, he's a real craphound."

craphound by glock 32 June 1, 2007

craphound 

A purveyor of crap. One who seeks to persuade another that his or her self-serving ideas should be adopted, despite their crappiness.

"Moritz, you craphound! Leave me alone!" -- Burt Lancaster, "Local Hero", 1983

craphound by burt lancaster January 10, 2008

craphouse 

A [bathroom], especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

craphouse by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Traphound 

A drug dealer who spends a considerable amount of time in the trap. Literally 'One who hounds the trap'.

Damn man, that nigga has been posted up on the corner all day, what a traphound.

Traphound by DJSquared March 11, 2008

Crackhound 

A run down bus that is usually occupied with crackheads, meth heads, and in general crazy people. Usually a Greyhound bus.

After abandoning my truck, at the Flying J, I had to buy a bus ticket to take the Crackhound home.

Crackhound by DFrnkln06 November 18, 2018

Craphouse Polio 

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

Craphouse Polio by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

crapmountain 

Noun -

1) A literal mountain of shit.

2) A person who is characterized by speaking nonsense, totally unfounded bullshit and exaggerated statements.

Shut the fuck up and go take your place on top of crapmountain, you liar.

crapmountain by Mattie b April 18, 2014