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crapgasm 

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.
This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!
crapgasm by tekdemon December 31, 2004
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Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".
When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"
Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018

Crapgasm'd 

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.
Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!
Crapgasm'd by emididacrap June 23, 2009
An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.
"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."
Crabgasm by TFE May 28, 2006

craygasm 

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.
"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"
craygasm by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

chaigasm 

The ecstasy you experience when drinking Tazo chai with milk. The feeling can be intensified by adding honey.

-God's Vagina
Oh god, I had the best chaigasm of my life last night while watching Spy Kids with Ava.
chaigasm by M&Slover March 5, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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