An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.
A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!
Adjective: Referring to the type of flawed, illogical mathematical calculations typically used by lower tier employees; such individuals being quite commonly named 'Craig', or otherwise referred to as 'Craig'.
These numbers he provided don't make any sense, I'm pretty sure this guy is using craigmath
Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefixcrap-.
Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!
Women who prey on the weak men who like to use the internet to meet girls. They reel them in and then act like a bitch and drop them cold.
Oh, some Lori chick was meant to meet up with me, and then she just called off the whole thing cause of what I told her about myself! That is such a craigsbitch move!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!