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Craftsmith 

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.
A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!

cracksmith 

Someone so crazy, they're crazier than a "crackhead."
I can't believe he cut you off. What a cracksmith.
cracksmith by Ryst August 5, 2008

cracksmith 

one skilled in the art of constructing smoking contraptions.
haha, dave dropped his bong, so he went all cracksmith, and built one out of a light bulb.
cracksmith by snowmonsterx96 December 29, 2010
Adjective: Referring to the type of flawed, illogical mathematical calculations typically used by lower tier employees; such individuals being quite commonly named 'Craig', or otherwise referred to as 'Craig'.
These numbers he provided don't make any sense, I'm pretty sure this guy is using craigmath

crapsmith 

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.
Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!
crapsmith by peggie April 27, 2007

Craigsbitch

Women who prey on the weak men who like to use the internet to meet girls. They reel them in and then act like a bitch and drop them cold.
Oh, some Lori chick was meant to meet up with me, and then she just called off the whole thing cause of what I told her about myself! That is such a craigsbitch move!
Craigsbitch by guymanuel October 24, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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