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crackerature 

When a black comedian portrays a white person as being extremely stiff, uptight, and lacking rhythm.
"Dave Chapelle is known for his excellent crackeratures."

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

Fire-Cracker Fart 

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.
I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...
Fire-Cracker Fart by GeeQue March 21, 2009

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackfart 

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
crackfart by mavros April 22, 2006

De-crackernated 

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated
De-crackernated by TireKing87 February 23, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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