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crackerature 

When a black comedian portrays a white person as being extremely stiff, uptight, and lacking rhythm.
"Dave Chapelle is known for his excellent crackeratures."

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

Fire-Cracker Fart 

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.
I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...
Fire-Cracker Fart by GeeQue March 21, 2009

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackfart 

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
crackfart by mavros April 22, 2006

De-crackernated 

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated
De-crackernated by TireKing87 February 23, 2021