Blurts

Children who say racially and religiously insensitive things by mistake.

Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Blursday

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.

by JDS12 March 30, 2020

blursday

When you’ve been sheltering in place for so long because of a global pandemic you have no idea what day it is as they all blur together. Blursday!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, blursday, blursday, blursday and blursday

by DarleneOliviaPope September 23, 2020

blurtmouth

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.

The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018

bloody blunts

Bloody Blunts are blunts that are dipped/coated in lean. And they are terrible for you.

I'm smoking bloody blunts right now. I'm high as hell.

by DeadBoxxx9000 March 17, 2017

Blursed

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020

Blursday

The name of the day of the week when you do not know what day of the week it is, because the pandemic has distorted or abandoned all sense of time.

I thought I had an appointment for Friday, but today is Blursday, and I am not sure if I am early or late.

I am trying to get a project done by the end of the week, but when is that? Every day is Blursday during WFH.

by Anna N. Mousse January 16, 2022