crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

crackerbate by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

Crackerbread average 

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

Crackerbread average by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

crackerature 

When a black comedian portrays a white person as being extremely stiff, uptight, and lacking rhythm.

"Dave Chapelle is known for his excellent crackeratures."

crackerature by Savage Infant Whale May 13, 2005

Crackerbones 

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.

Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"

Crackerbones by rnnd January 15, 2010

CrackerGame 

When a group of males in a circle ejaculate on a saltine cracker and the last person to eject his sperm onto the cracker has to eat the cracker.

Jimmy togammmy bobby and cris are all playing the crackergame cris cums last so he eats the cracker

CrackerGame by Soggy Saltine June 20, 2012

crackerettes 

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

crackerettes by Nick D February 13, 2003

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010