crabgas
Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.
crabgas by Chris Hops October 9, 2007
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Crabgas
After he finished off that bushel of crabs, his crabgas was so noxious that we had to pull over and put the top down on the convertible
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crangaso
After gettin' it on, my girl goes to work. she says she can still feel me shafting her out @ the navel. Addicted to what the dick did, crangaso strikes again.
crangaso by Crangaso Briscoe February 21, 2008
Crangaso
Crangaso is the most mentally unstable, schizo, sadistic, bastard you will ever meet. Crazy + Dangerous.
Crangaso by Crangaso Briscoe February 28, 2008
Crapgasim
The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
crabassing
Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
crabgrass
1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010
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