crabgas

Explosive and noxious flatulence following a crab feast; powerful gas.

Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.

by Chris Hops October 9, 2007

Crabgas

Flatulence resulting from ingesting shellfish.

After he finished off that bushel of crabs, his crabgas was so noxious that we had to pull over and put the top down on the convertible

by C Hop October 24, 2007

crangaso

Phantom penetration a girl feels half hour after layin' the pipe.

After gettin' it on, my girl goes to work. she says she can still feel me shafting her out @ the navel. Addicted to what the dick did, crangaso strikes again.

by Crangaso Briscoe February 21, 2008

Crangaso

The most Crangerous person you will ever meet.

Crangaso is the most mentally unstable, schizo, sadistic, bastard you will ever meet. Crazy + Dangerous.

by Crangaso Briscoe February 28, 2008

Crapgasim

The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.

"Did you hear Andy in there?" "Guy must be having one hell of a Crapgasim"

by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

crabgrass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010