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Covicide 

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.
I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!
Covicide by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021

comedicide 

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.
Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!
comedicide by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

Covididize 

A way of saying that someone you know or you yourself have gotten Covid-19.
The man covididized the entire airport with one cough.

My mom was covididized in a Denny’s parking lot.
Covididize by Vaxhole March 27, 2021

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.
Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll
covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.
My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!
covidcidence by Patient48 March 16, 2020

covidicious 

The state of being angry and hostile during the Covid-19 pandemic for reasons connected to its direct or indirect effects.
I read a story about a guy who was diagnosed with the coronavirus and was so furious at the world that he went out and started spitting on door-knobs and cash dispensers. That's so covidicious.

John's spent the last ten days in quarantine at home. I spoke to him on the phone, but he was toxic about everyone and everything - totally covidicious. I had to put the phone down.
covidicious by Klausener April 3, 2020