I read a story about a guy who was diagnosed with the coronavirus and was so furious at the world that he went out and started spitting on door-knobs and cash dispensers. That's so covidicious.

John's spent the last ten days in quarantine at home. I spoke to him on the phone, but he was toxic about everyone and everything - totally covidicious. I had to put the phone down.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.