Costconaut

Slang term for someone who bravely ventures deep into the inner spaces of the Costco Universe in the middle of the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Dad is our designated Costconaut and we appreciate his willingness to go!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020

Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

cackpipe cosmonaut

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cosmonaut

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.

by DQ October 22, 2003

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.

The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.

by James March 28, 2004