General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack
moon'
s anyone. Often commited at cossack
party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.
Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to
friend.
Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of
people. On someone elses digital camera. With no
one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.
Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your
bed to
moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.
This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
