Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.
In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.
by FatherofGray September 18, 2013
1) The fictional homeland for every character that's "the foreigner" in a show that never makes it clear what real world country said character is from.
2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.
2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.
1) "My favorite character from Ed Edd n' Eddy is probably Rolf. He's just so whacky!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"
2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"
2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"
by FatherofGray June 25, 2018
A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.
Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.
Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?
Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.
Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?
Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.
Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!
by FatherofGray October 05, 2015
Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
by FatherofGray February 07, 2014
When someone uses means of climbing their way to the top that other would deem cheap or unfair. Usually (but not always) refers to online games with a ladder ranking system. People who "take the elevator instead of the ladder" will use powerful characters, weapons, or tactics that they know all too well are soon to receive the ban hammer or their bullshitly high power to skill ratio in order to get as high up on the ranking ladder for the game as they can, usually for fame, respect, and power in the community.
David took the elevator instead of the corporate ladder to become VP of his company by brown nosing the boss.
Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.
Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.
by FatherofGray October 20, 2014