Soaring (verb)
The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
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Successful men must adhere to the 5~S Rule to grow in their fields of expertise.
First thing every morning, and the earlier, the better:
They are:
Shit
Shave
Shower
Shampoo
. . . and
Seize the Day.
First thing every morning, and the earlier, the better:
They are:
Shit
Shave
Shower
Shampoo
. . . and
Seize the Day.
Baby, it's 5:00 AM. I've got to do the 5~S's (shit, shave, shower shampoo, seize) and hit the road to continue to soar with the Eagles. You know I can't be all you want me to be if I neglect soaring upward and onward.
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steve did the soaring gonzalez on this chick. i walked in and she was moaning with her arms flailing while he carried her around thrusting!
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sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
-noun
: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.
Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
-noun
: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.
Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
Steve- "Did you hear what happened to Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"
by sdrawkcabssa December 6, 2010
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In popular culture: In A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" featured artist Drake quotes "Drop down and get your eagle on"
"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."
"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."
"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."
"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."
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