Corpsplain 

When an employee of a company (usually the social media manager) gives an excuse for the bad decisions the company has made as directed by the company upper management.

@Bob123: Hey, why did you just double the price on your service that has only been $50 a month for the 5 years you guys have been around?

@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.

@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.

Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?

Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.

Corpsplain by conflict dude December 4, 2021

copesplaining 

When a youtuber explains away his/her failings in a half joking half whining manner.

Person 1 - Did you hear about Nick Rekieta going to Hedonism 2?
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.

copesplaining by Sally78 February 1, 2023

corpsepaint 

Black and white makeup worn mostly by black metal bands. It depicts a corpse-like appearance, hence it's name.

Less extreme examples of corpsepaint are Dimmu Borgir and Mayhem.
More extreme examples are Behexen and Gorgoroth.

corpsepaint by DomSathanas December 5, 2007

Carsplaining 

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

Carsplaining by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

copsplaining 

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

copsplaining by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018

Campsplaining 

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

Campsplaining by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

coonsplaining 

coonsplaining where a black person talks/explains in an unproductive coonish matter

Person: "have you heard of the cop that killed the unarmed black teenager?"
Coon: "Stop talking about Police brutality! how about Black on Black Crime?!"
person: "'black on black crime is also bad but I'm talking about police brutality Right now...."

Coon: "we Blacks need to do better! what are you going to do about black on black crime?! and Chicago?!"
Person: "again black on black crime IS BAD!... but I'm TALKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY RIGHt NOW!"
Coon: "Stop talking about police brutality TALK ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "this is not productive..."

Coonsplaining

"as a Black Man i agree that Colin Kaepernick should be suspended from the Nfl For kneeling!"

"we Blacks need to do better"

"I'm not black I'm just an American"

"racism is bad but what about Black on Black Crime?"

Etc

coonsplaining by Lil Gucci Bag May 11, 2019