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Carlsplaining

When your younger brother is more cultiveted than you and uses every occation to explain people around how to do things (related to /culture/) «right».
«Neinei, den går i a moll fem, a moll x hvis du er litt hipp»

carlsplaining is very related to mansplaining
by Krisor December 27, 2017
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Carsplaining

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.
He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.
by Brownhorse February 9, 2022
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Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.
"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."
by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023
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Catsplaining

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.
1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
by Catlady24 April 26, 2013
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crosplaining

the explanation of behavior, generally deemed unacceptable in Western countries, by a Croatian typically from Croatia, to an expat, member of the diaspora, or a tourist, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Expat #1: "I waited two hours at MUP (Croatia Police) for my number to get called. Even though I brought all of the required supporting documents for my temporary residency, which are listed on their website; the woman at the counter rudely told me I was missing x, y and z. Now I have to make a another trip. What a waste of time!"

Croatian: "Welcome to Croatia! The woman at the counter probably has a terrible boss and doesn't get paid very much. Therefore, she is unhappy and does not care about doing a good job. I'm not excusing her behavior - just trying to explain to you that this is how it is in Croatia."

LATER:

Expat #1: "I wasted two hours at MUP today only to find out that I didn't have everything I needed for my temporary residency. This would never happen in the US! Can you imagine?

Expat #2: It sure wouldn't! How does this country even operate? How many people actually get what they need at MUP on the first try? Nobody!

Expat #1: And then (Croatian) was crosplaining to me that the woman at the counter was rude because she is unhappy at her job!
by Nikola88 March 24, 2021
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cielsplaining

When a person starts explaining about a thing they're interested in obsessively (for ex. movies). Usually this has no correlation to the topic of the conversation, nor does anyone care about what they're saying.
"We were talking about saws and Leigh started cielsplaining about the Saw movie franchise"
by lusel October 30, 2023
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catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.
Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.
by felixh March 17, 2017
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