copsplaining

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018

copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

copesplaining

When a youtuber explains away his/her failings in a half joking half whining manner.

Person 1 - Did you hear about Nick Rekieta going to Hedonism 2?
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.

by Sally78 February 1, 2023

Civsplaining

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

Carsplaining

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

dd complaining

A meme derived from dirtydog (abbreviated to dd) regarding his contempt and displeasure of everything.

I'm tired of immigrants coming into this country and taking all the jobs.

LOL, dd complaining.

by The Self Preservation Society - The SPS May 23, 2008