Cornsturbia

When your feces are filled with large amounts of undigested corn.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM
Cornsturbia! My poo is reflecting light.
Cornstrubia! Each strain I knew it wasn't right.
Cornstrubia! Each grain is all yellow and white.
Cornstrubia! Cornstrubia...

Cornsturbia by Corn Monster April 9, 2010

Corpsturbation 

Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.

He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.

Corpsturbation by jesusc123 April 27, 2009

Consturbating 

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

Consturbating by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

consturbation 

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation 

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011