Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

consturbed

to be disturbed and confused at the same time

He looks a tad consturbed

by bread infection December 28, 2005

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011