Copfish

A catfish catfishing a catfish

Damn, that copfish really did a great job in luring the catfish into a trap.

by malhae August 10, 2017

coplish

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

by dentar June 15, 2009

codfish

A woman whose vagina smells very bad

I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.

by etzelet September 8, 2010

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

by Furgieman April 7, 2016

Codfish

When you're constantly being salty towards your friends, you can be considered a codfish.

Rita is a codfish.

by Lmaocams July 10, 2020

Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

Codfish

Codfish is a fish (no shit) who lives in the city with a pretty decent football team in the form of Wolverhampton. Hes pre pubescent even though hes in his last year of high school, and thinks hes the best at rainbow six siege and calls everyone daddy for literally no reason. Im being serious this kid needs to STOP!

Codfish: *guitar strumming intensifies*

Everyone else in the party: oh ffs

by The Big Ham January 14, 2020