17 definitions by The Big Ham

Codfish is a fish (no shit) who lives in the city with a pretty decent football team in the form of Wolverhampton. Hes pre pubescent even though hes in his last year of high school, and thinks hes the best at rainbow six siege and calls everyone daddy for literally no reason. Im being serious this kid needs to STOP!
Codfish: *guitar strumming intensifies*

Everyone else in the party: oh ffs
by The Big Ham January 14, 2020
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Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy
Niggertitscockandballtorture failure?
by The Big Ham March 5, 2020
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Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)
Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough
by The Big Ham January 14, 2020
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i said dont read this
omg you retard i said dont read this
by The Big Ham March 5, 2020
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Someone who constantly dribbles down their chin due to their stupidity.
by The Big Ham November 22, 2016
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Poundbakery is a bakery that doesnt sell things for a pound. Examples include 1 pasty being 79p. I mean im not complaining but there fucking lying g. also there chicken nuggets are like £3 and my broke ass cant afford that i can barely afford my good ol bean and sausage pasty
cameroon: yo ham nigga wanna go poundbakery?

hamye: yeman do it quick tho before the noncey joj eats the entire shop along with my kids :(
by The Big Ham March 19, 2020
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Oryx is the new defender on Rainbow Seven Cheese and is basically the fucking Kool-Aid man. Whenever the attacker Montagne sees him he sadly remembers the good times when all that could counter him was a bomb that gets detonated by a fucking Nokia Brick
by The Big Ham March 11, 2020
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