Definitions by dentar

popcornilingus 

The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.

Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!

popcornilingus by dentar August 11, 2012

dilwipe 

A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.

Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"

dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011

toonpang

Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.

Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!

toonpang by dentar February 5, 2010

mumblypeg

A game kids (mostly boys) used to play on the playground where they stand with their feet shoulder width apart whilst throwing a pocket knife point down between their own feet. The boy who gets closest wins. Getting the knife in your foot is an automatic win.

You remember Jim Bob Cletus Scroggins? He got all them scars on his foot by playin' mumblypeg!

mumblypeg by dentar September 14, 2009

coplish 

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

coplish by dentar June 15, 2009

carradine 

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

duh football 

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

duh football by Dentar July 30, 2008