Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

Cooltarded by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010

comptarded 

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet

Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.

comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

CoDtarded 

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

CoDtarded by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

cooltard 

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

cooltard by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017