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1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)
1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded
by Stephan Hyphinator May 26, 2006
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