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cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.
by {pole} July 3, 2008
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Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on
While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
by tragicvanity July 31, 2017
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socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 25, 2011
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cocktailed

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed
by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005
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cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick
suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night
by Jimbo December 12, 2003
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cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master
Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!
by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003
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contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
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