1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
by {pole} July 3, 2008
by Jimbo December 12, 2003
adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003
A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on
While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
by tragicvanity August 1, 2017
noun and adj.
1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.
by definitelymaybe January 27, 2011
by Doc-Can March 24, 2011
noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
by The Retards September 3, 2003