cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007

Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

Coolgardie

Despite the first four letters being COOL, this place is far from awesomeness and elitism. It's home to a Petrol station, shop and a playground. The playground is probably the most exciting thing about it. There's also the Tindals open mining pit nearby but the least said about that the better.

"I'm going to Coolgardie today."
"Shit man, you should really check out Kalgoorlie instead.

by Alvin929 March 11, 2011

Coolarded

A mixture of cool and retarded.

Csilla and Tori came up with the word on a boring night in year 8.

"Thats so fucking coolarded."

by Torisan December 26, 2008