cyrus

Cyrus, a fucking living Jesus christ among men and if you ever met a Cyrus don't be a dickhead to him unless you want a foot up your ass.

girls: "OMFG that Cyrus is literally chiselled as fuck"

Cyrus: "Nah don't be silly oh wait yeah your right I am chiselled as fuck"

by Cyrus is my god. end of story July 10, 2019

cyrus

The coolist, hottest guy on earth from brookline!!!

Hey look its Cyrus he is awsome!

by spazy foot May 18, 2008

cyrus

a name that was ruined by the now defunct Hannah Montana.

Hey, let me name my kid Cyrus so that it isn't a cool and unusual name that people cant pronounce.

by singul November 30, 2009

cyrus

To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.

"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...

by kingofpoker61 March 21, 2012

cyrus

A vaping faggot who is too full of himself

Cyrus sucks

by [e-mail] May 29, 2016

cyrus

a guy who is probably going to molest you and looks like a pedo and will speak a lot of bullshit saying his dad is rich

cyrus is a pedo

by cyrus the bullshitter October 14, 2016

cyrus it

to lick an object sexually and slowly

in band class while playing the flute i decided to cyrus it, i got written up...

kelsey cyrussed her flute

by hollaatmeyo December 11, 2013