cyrus

Cyrus, a fucking living Jesus christ among men and if you ever met a Cyrus don't be a dickhead to him unless you want a foot up your ass.

girls: "OMFG that Cyrus is literally chiselled as fuck"

Cyrus: "Nah don't be silly oh wait yeah your right I am chiselled as fuck"

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The coolist, hottest guy on earth from brookline!!!

by spazy foot May 07, 2008

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a name that was ruined by the now defunct Hannah Montana.

Hey, let me name my kid Cyrus so that it isn't a cool and unusual name that people cant pronounce.

by singul November 30, 2009

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To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.

"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...

by kingofpoker61 February 10, 2012

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A vaping faggot who is too full of himself

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a guy who is probably going to molest you and looks like a pedo and will speak a lot of bullshit saying his dad is rich

cyrus is a pedo

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cyrus it

to lick an object sexually and slowly

in band class while playing the flute i decided to cyrus it, i got written up...

kelsey cyrussed her flute

by hollaatmeyo December 08, 2013

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