Comprehension
Comprehension by admirer85 June 15, 2019
Words you can keep
Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome
ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013
Vegeta's Comprehension
Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.
Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Vegeta's Comprehension by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009
lack of comprehension
One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...
NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
lack of comprehension by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007
Alchemical Comprehension
Alchemical Comprehension by magicks February 14, 2012
constipation comprehension
Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
constipation comprehension by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020
Antiquity comprehension
Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
Antiquity comprehension by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026