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Coolarded

A mixture of cool and retarded.

Csilla and Tori came up with the word on a boring night in year 8.
"Thats so fucking coolarded."
by Torisan December 26, 2008
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trans-collared

Pertaining to either a blue-collar or white-collar worker who feels he's trapped in the body of the other.....
Alex: "Brozay, why are you moving away from the city and to the sticks? You're a Wall Street man."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."
by stockman09 September 25, 2008
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Collared

A term used to define relationship status after one party has received a necklace (or in some cases, a bracelet) from their significant other; a sign of romantic possession.
"Woah, did you see what John bought Jenna for Christmas?" "Yeah, dude, she's collared now. It's totally official."
by WastingRain May 27, 2017
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trans-collared

To be a white or blue-collared worker who feels trapped in the world of the other
Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
by stockman09 January 12, 2009
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contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
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Collared

In the kink world it’s used to describe someone who is submissive to another in a romantic relationship and does chores etc for them
James is collared to Brittany. He does her laundry, cooks for her, cleans and has sex with her whenever she demands.
by Darkside69 May 27, 2020
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CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"
Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"
by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017
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