comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

Comtard

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.

Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

Comardelle

The most amazing, and mispronounced, last name in the world. Common in people who live "down the bayou" or on the Westbank in Nawlins. Usually pronounced as "Carmadelle" or "ComARdellie."

Person 1: Hey, what was that chick's last name? She lived on the West Bank?

Person 2: Oh, Comardelle. She's pretty fly.

by Superawesomemegafoxyhot August 15, 2010