Contange 

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

Contange by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

Contingency plan 

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

Contingency plan by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.

Do you really need an example usage?

conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004

masturbatory contingency 

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

masturbatory contingency by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

Contadger by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015