Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

conlanger

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.

Do you really need an example usage?

by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004

container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

Cottagers

A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.

Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager!
Cottager: COYW! Let’s ave it! Come on fellow cottagers !

by DJ Steves November 29, 2019