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The most intelligent, coolest, hottest guy alive.
Will get any girl he wants

ALSO 1/TAN MATHEMATICALLY
"He is such a cotangent"
Cotangent by atiopw June 1, 2018

Congentium 

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)
When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood
Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

congentile 

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
congentile by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008
1. Literally, a "change agent".
2. A person who advocates change.
The rising changent, Barack Obama, says he can heal divisions, hearts and minds.
changent by giwiganz March 12, 2008

comungent 

She was very "comungent" in the way she spoke.

possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.
The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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