Contancer
Get away from me, you have contancer.
Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017
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flexible container of Massengill
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013
untruthful flexible container of feces
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013
Constance
She is a very fun bubbly person who can come off as aggressive at times, Constance is very small but don’t underestimate the strength of her as she isn’t afraid to fight back. She lacks self confidence most the times and doesn’t expect any complement that will come her way, Constance is very loyal to her family and friends and she isn’t afraid to stick up to anyone and everyone to defend them. Constance is lazy most the times but loves to drink and party, she is a bit messy but organised at the same time. Constance loves to chill and watch tv and loves her alone time but she won’t pass up on an offer to go and have fun, she is a thrill seeker and a bit of a dare devil and won’t turn down a bet if it comes her way. Constance is a very caring person and will always look out for others no matter what, she will make sure everyone is safe and having a good time before she can start her fun. If you have a Constance in your life keep tight of them for if you lose them she never come back.
Constance by I speak facts and only facts November 24, 2021
cuntankerous
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
conlanger
A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.
conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004
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