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A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.
"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".
by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010
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A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
by Tracey September 13, 2003
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Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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