tadger

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.
"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".
by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008
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tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.
Fuck off ya bloody tadger!
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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tadger

what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.
I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.
by Gorgone August 08, 2003
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Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010
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Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
by Tracey September 13, 2003
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Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.
1. that guys a fucking tadger.
by leanne November 20, 2003
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Tadger

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg
How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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