confanger 

to be sarcastic to someone, then they are sarcastic back, but you think they are serious

"hey nice ass"
"you think so?"
"NO! i wasn't serious"
"yo neither was I...CONFANGER"

confanger by Amanda September 2, 2003

Coffbanger 

Cup of coffee with an insane caffeine kick. As defined by Detroit Red Wings prospect Trevor Parkes.

Afternoon #coffbanger and some #nhl, can't beat it.

Coffbanger by Hockeytowner October 27, 2011

Coonfinger 

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.

Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.

Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011

conlanger 

A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.

Do you really need an example usage?

conlanger by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004

Confungry 

A combination of the words "confused" and "hungry". Often used to describe the period of time before dinner where you aren't quite sure what you want to eat, but you are hungry. It can sometimes be a very frustrating situation if you are unable to figure out what you are hungry for.

Man, I don't know what to eat. I'm so confungry!

Confungry by Kaileyisaukulele August 11, 2010

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

Contadger by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015