Constipulant

When a hypocrite accuses you of hypocrisy on a measurably consistent basis. Constant hypocrisy constantly applied.

"That constipulant politician just sponsored a law that would outlaw adultery!!!!

Constipulant by ~Ñostra-Thomas® November 23, 2011

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

constiplating 

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

constiplating by WEWA August 30, 2007

Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.

Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

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Constiplation by LevArtation February 18, 2011

Constipulate 

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.

"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."

Constipulate by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

constiplating 

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

constiplating by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

Constipunted 

The feeling when you try to come up with a pun, but are getting nothing.

When I was trying to come up with the name for the definition, I couldn't think of a pun. I was constipunted.

Constipunted by OhLookItsMax January 30, 2017